Cure

As if we needed more proof that Rush Limbaugh is a fat, sweaty douchebag.

His recent criticism of Michael J. Fox is so putrid that it shocks even those, like me, who are used to his idiotic contrarian rants. Of course, after the fallout he had to issue an apology to save his fat face, but even then he couldn't stop himself from saying something dense. He solemnly asseverated that "Fox is allowing his illness to be exploited, and in the process is shilling for a Democrat politician." Stephen Colbert recently reacted to this by pointing out how very shameless it is that Democrats are "cynically exploiting his disease to try to find a cure for his disease."

If only there were a cure for terminal stupidity.

For more amusing satire of conservative radio's favorite sputtering moron, check this week's Onion.